Friday, June 7, 2019

FOREKNOWLEDGE, WARNING & DISCLAIMER



                               The following is a true tale.

The events depicted occurred during planning stages and on the roads around the world between 2012 and 2017.
 
As one well-respected adventure motorcycle journalist and editor proffered in late 2020: "It's a mystery how such a guy [Livermore] could have been drawn to 'adventure' motorcycling to begin with. There must have been a war going on inside his noggin as everything you guys did went against his survival considerations. But man, the real drag of the story is the adventure he missed while he was fussing about everything but the trip. He may have been physically present but somehow mentally missed it all. I've also traveled (temporarily) with a few dickheads."    
 
Some additional follow-up and fact checking is expected in 2021, such as this April, 2020 reportage from The SOUND RIDER, where "Dr. G" is the Professor of Motorcycle Adventure:


  Adventure Motorcycle & Frazier Shrugs


  New book from Dr. Gregory Frazier at a time when we sorely need a laugh



Getting tired of the headlines? Looking for relief? Need to deviate to your two-wheeled passion? Globe rider Dr. Gregory Frazier to the rescue.

For more than three decades Dr. Gregory Frazier has been contributing tales culled from his six navigations around the world on two wheels. But with the recent victims of the digital publishing era, a number of his columns have been lost to the death of print. And we will no longer see new columns from him printed in the pages of Motorcycle Consumer News, City Bike, Dual Sport News, Motorcycle Tour and Travel and others - because - they are gone.

But Frazier, being the meticulous journalist that he is, has always held the copyright on his works, so now seemed as good a time as any to filter through over a thousand columns and bring together a book that shares both his wisdom from his journeys and his left-of-center humor.

That humor first appeared when he published one of his first books, Motorcycle Sex. While the title put off a few non-readers, you only had to read through a few pages to know the book wasn't going to bite anyone. 

Now, several book projects and a million miles later, Frazier has documented a number of his moments and, with tongue-in-cheek, he recapitulates them one-by-one.

Like that time he visited with the late BSA maniac, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. Or the multiple journeys where he provided his guide services to any number of wealthy riders, where anything can happen… And then there was the time the motorcycle was stolen (insert country here). The lower intestine of Manila? Right over here. Snakes? Yes. Crashing on a remote beach in Alaska? Why not? Crossing Siberia next to a steam iron? It can be done.

The book is broken into small tales 3-4 pages in length. The roller coaster effect causes the reader to either get engrossed in the material, reluctant to put it down, or place it in the bathroom for short reading sessions. The choice is yours, of course.

As moto journalists age, books like this one are going to be few and far in between. Can you name a 40 year-old moto journalist/humorist who has something in the works?

And yes, as much as you know what it's like to ride in small groups, there's always a person or a situation where you simply want to shrug your shoulders. When it comes to that, Frazier is your new hero - a modern day moto Atlas. 

SR!/April 2020

“Motorcycle Adventurism: The Good, The Bad and The Dirty” – 358 page Limited Print Edition, (Not available now from AMAZON!!!)

 “This publication,“…ain’t no pork chop, this is grade A prime” (Jack Nicholson, a.k.a. “George Hanson” in EASY RIDER)

Adventure Motorcyclist: Frazier Shrugged is available now in the Sound RIDER! store.


At the request of honorable survivors, and finishers, some names have been changed or quotes unattributed in the posts below.

Out of regards for the deceased, the rest has been recounted as nearly as the events occurred.


Wednesday, November 1, 2017

CONTENTS



(The Content Titles and Dates are posted below - see above for the referenced "Motorcycle Adventure" publications DOWN AND OUT..., THE GASOLINE TRAMP, MOTORCYCLE ADVENTURER and LOST MAN)
Above image "Looking for the LOST MAN" by Saul Bishop

1        GRAND TOUR, GREAT AROUND THE WORLD MOTORCYCLE RIDE, OR ADVENTURE RALLY? (November 2, 2015)

2        COLOMBIA AND THE RALLY CONTINUES SOUTH TOWARDS ECUADOR (January 7, 2016)

3        ECUADOR TEACHES RALLY RIDERS SOME LESSONS (January 20, 2016)

4        PERU, CHICKEN HEAD SOUP, UNDIES ON THE ROAD (January 25, 2016)

5        CHILE, SAND, HOLY BOOTS AND PHYSICAL WELL BEING (February 3, 2016)

6        PLANNING SECRETS REVEALED, WEIGHT LOSS AND VIAGRA (February 20, 2016)

7        ARGENTINA DENIED ENTRY, AMERICANIZED, BIDET MOUTH, OZZY OSBOURNE DOPPELGANGER IN BUENOS AIRES (February 24, 2016)

8        ADVENTURE MOTORCYCLE RALLY RESEARCH (January 26, 2017)

9        AFRICA – STAGE THREE BEGINS FOR SOFT BUTT TEAM (February 5, 2017)

10    NAMIBIA – THE PHALLIC HUNT TAGGING THE THIRD STAGE (February 7, 2017)

11    BOTSWANA – SOFT BUTTS TRAVERSE “A MAN’S LAND” WITH LYING INTERNET (February 12, 2017)

12     SWAZILAND – FRIENDLY PEOPLE, GETTING RIGHT WITH GOD, FAKE INFORMATION (February 26, 2017)

13    LESOTHO – NOT KANSAS, INTERNET ADDICTION, AFRICAN TEATS, JAMES BONDING (March 14, 2017)

14    SOUTH AFRICA – EARTH’S END, MOTORBIKE SEX, ADVENTURE DOG (April 17, 2017)

15    AFRICA SOFT BUTT MOTORCYCLE ADVENTURE RIDE – MAY, 2017 REFLECTIONS (May 16, 2017)

16    SECRETS OF PLANNING FOR STAGE FOUR – EUROPE, 2017 (May 17, 2017)

17    EUROPE – ADVENTURE TERROR, MOTORCYCLE HISTORY, INFINITE ADVENTURE WOMAN (June 4, 2017)

18    ADVENTURE RIDING BUNNY – JUNE, 2017 REFLECTIONS (June 22, 2017)

19    SECRET PLAN FOR STAGE FIVE – DR. CRAZIER ASIA (July 1, 2017)

20    ASIA THE DR. CRAZIER WAY – ADVENTURE MOTORCYCLE BY TRUCK AND MAIL (July 24, 2017)

21    CHARLEY BOORMAN, OZZY SONG – DR. FRAZIER HUNTS THE LOST MAN: COLOMBIA, MEXICO, USA AND BAD NEWS (October 1, 2017)

22    EPILOGUE - REFLECTIONS AND LESSONS LEARNED